break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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