chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Found the puke drawer
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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