You surviving the open bar?
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I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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