i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
