this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
