Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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