I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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