Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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