you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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