He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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