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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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