We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
