Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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