i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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