If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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