thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
