His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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