: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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