well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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