this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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