There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Someone signed my nipple.
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