Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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