I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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