I only kidnapped one of them. chill
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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