If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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