They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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