Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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