Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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