Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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