All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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