Where is the hickey?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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