she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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