I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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