I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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