The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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