i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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