I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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