He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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