Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
