Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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