There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I met the friendliest cop last night
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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