I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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