I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just made my gag reflex go away.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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