she was so not down for the gang bang
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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