Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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