Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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