just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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