we're blogging at a bar
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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