It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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