I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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