Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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