is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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