So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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